God Forbid Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Sarcastic Wording Pullover

Deadpan crewneck with a single-line, office-type slogan rendered in a vintage typewriter/periodical style. The minimalist two-tone layout leans into the “God Forbid” sarcasm trend—dry, mock-indignant humor presented as quiet typography so the phrase does the work. Subtle, wearable for daily office wear or relaxed weekends for anyone who enjoys ironic, meme-literate apparel. Product features - 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) blend - Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitched seams - Tubular knit without side seams - Embroidery available on left/center/right chest and wrists; DTG prints elsewhere - Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean